Altino
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Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes!
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Post by Altino on Jun 13, 2017 21:41:48 GMT -5
RULES: There are no rules here. Win or die trying.
To begin:
I, ALTINO, HEREBY DECLARE MYSELF QUEEN OF THE WORLD. TRY TO STOP ME. hovers finger of over the BIG RED BUTTON
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Zen
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Zen Sage One Bad Dude
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Post by Zen on Jun 13, 2017 22:56:33 GMT -5
You may be the queen of the world. But your world is shrinking as the Zen Badger takes over. Rounds up all of the red buttons
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Post by karnaka on Jun 13, 2017 23:26:15 GMT -5
You're all a bunch of 2010 kids, those are all don't press the button games where there is sorta snarky narrarators telling you don't do it Whips out JJ Now here's a weapon
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Altino
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Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes!
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Post by Altino on Jun 14, 2017 9:21:52 GMT -5
Showers JJ with compliments, American folk music, and candy
You're right. Unstoppable weapon, and all mine! Queen again, suckers. >:)
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 14, 2017 17:39:07 GMT -5
I deliver a giant box of the most beautiful Darkesian Chocolate brownies and set them on the table. Everyone is so enamored by them, they don't see me take over this place!
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Altino
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Post by Altino on Jun 14, 2017 21:52:59 GMT -5
looks up from a mouthful of brownies to see Badger hanging up "ZEN MASTER BEST MASTER" posters. Noooooo!!!
tackles
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 14, 2017 23:25:16 GMT -5
Prank calls Altino saying, "I know what you did last summer" When she freaks out and runs outside, I stroll right in and put my feet up on the desk winning the war!
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Altino
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Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes!
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Post by Altino on Jun 18, 2017 13:35:54 GMT -5
Gets under the desk through a secret passage way and waits for Badger to prop his legs up. Pushes him out of his chair. Git out of here, you desk stealing miscreant!
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 18, 2017 15:20:05 GMT -5
I have pizza delivered for Altino. When she goes to the door to pick it up, I gently shove her out and lock the door.
Sits down and eats pizza!
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Altino
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Zai Sage
Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes!
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Post by Altino on Jun 20, 2017 9:29:40 GMT -5
I don't even like pizza! D:
Poses as the pizza man, who forgot to give Badger his drink. As soon as he open the door, he gets a swift kick to the butt right out the door
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 20, 2017 22:57:01 GMT -5
I don't even like pizza! D: Who is the heathen now? Has a deluxe sundae bar installed right outside of the house. Watches Altino spend her time there.
Wins the war
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Josh
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Post by Josh on Jun 21, 2017 21:40:34 GMT -5
I hereby declare myself emperor of all things. Bow to my might.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 21, 2017 22:02:52 GMT -5
If by bow you mean put a bow on you and give you away as a present to someone...thereby winning the war?
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Josh
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Post by Josh on Jun 21, 2017 22:07:44 GMT -5
No.
That is all.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 23, 2017 1:23:51 GMT -5
Gives Josh a present
Watches as he opens it
Hears explosion
Wins the war
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