Altino
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Post by Altino on Jun 13, 2017 21:46:59 GMT -5
RULES:
Tell how your nation would punish the previous crime (or if it isn't a crime, tell why not), then give the next poster a crime to punish!
EXAMPLE:
Poster 1: Someone from an enemy nation has crossed your borders and been caught.
Poster 2: We'll return them to their own nation, but not before employing some.. creative interrogation tactics.
An entire community has decided to take on a policy of nudity and their neighbors are offended.
Poster 3: Nudity isn't illegal in our nation. The human body is a work of art! The neighbors are just going to have to get over it.
You find out that your chief of police has been taking bribes.
Initial Issue: Someone in your nation has committed murder.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 13, 2017 22:54:20 GMT -5
First we would find out the motive, then based on the motive action would be taken. The action would be anywhere from death penalty to counseling.
How does your nation deal with poverty?
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Punishment
Jun 13, 2017 23:32:51 GMT -5
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Post by karnaka on Jun 13, 2017 23:32:51 GMT -5
Less school, live fast die young, free cars. All Tokyo Drift baby.
How do your people react to child labor and ensuing child drug problens?
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Altino
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Post by Altino on Jun 13, 2017 23:39:38 GMT -5
We force anyone caught making kids work to do the same job under the same circumstances.
How do you deal with petty theft?
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Punishment
Jun 13, 2017 23:43:14 GMT -5
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Post by karnaka on Jun 13, 2017 23:43:14 GMT -5
Bring back the guillotine 2k17
What would you do about free cars ruining your economy?
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 13, 2017 23:46:25 GMT -5
We would welcome free cars and use the money to give to neighbors in need.
How will your nation react to a spaceship landing at the capital?
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Jun 13, 2017 23:52:31 GMT -5
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Post by karnaka on Jun 13, 2017 23:52:31 GMT -5
Sell money get fat cash
Hhow would you react to clouds changing colors and dropping animals
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Altino
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Post by Altino on Jun 14, 2017 9:15:44 GMT -5
Immediately put our scientists at work to have the sky rain meatballs instead.
What your country do if McDonald's bought all other restaurants and that's the only thing that anyone could eat anymore?
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 14, 2017 17:43:34 GMT -5
We would eat so many chicken nuggets that we would become chicken nuggets. In fact our nation name would be The Crispy Shell That Is So Delicious of Big Bad Chicken Nuggets.
What would your country do if you were never allowed to celebrate birthdays?
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Altino
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Post by Altino on Jun 14, 2017 21:47:02 GMT -5
(xDD! That made me laugh)
We would form secret, back-alley birthday cake shops and hold birthdays in white vans with no plates, out of the eyes of the government.
What would your country do if you found out that the president had committed treason?
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 14, 2017 23:30:44 GMT -5
The president would stage a lynch mob taking him off to meet justice, while sneaking to the mountains for a fly fishing excursion until everything cooled down.
What would your country do if an invasive species killed off your most precious commodity?
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Josh
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Post by Josh on Jun 16, 2017 2:53:56 GMT -5
Considering the most valuable commodity is our technocrats, conclude that this invasive species is in fact humanity, realise we're being invaded, then begin a total war until either we or they are dead.
Oh no! Someone has started an insane cult calling for your leader's genitals to be removed ritually. How does your nation react?
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 16, 2017 9:38:57 GMT -5
We would allow the cult to continue to operate. We would remind them to practice prudence on their genital removal plans lest they like to have an accidental explosion in their compound.
What would you do if people started enjoying math in your country?
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Altino
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Post by Altino on Jun 18, 2017 13:24:32 GMT -5
Immediate execution. No exceptions.
What would you do if someone had stolen all of the food in your country, leaving only lima beans to eat?
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Zen
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Jun 18, 2017 15:52:06 GMT -5
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Post by Zen on Jun 18, 2017 15:52:06 GMT -5
Embrace the bean, draw and quarter the culprit.
Anyway, like I was sayin', lima beabs is the like the fruit of the field. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, lima bean-kabobs, lima bean creole, lima bean gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple lima beans, lemon lima beans, coconut lima beans, pepper lima beans, lima bean soup, lima bean stew, lima bean salad, lima beans and potatoes, lima bean burger, lima beans sandwich. That- that's about it.
What would you do if everyone became a vegetarian in your country?
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