Altino
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Post by Altino on Jun 13, 2017 21:20:33 GMT -5
RULES:
Read what the previous poster put into the machine. Then decide what that poster got out. Then you insert something into the machine for someone else to decide what you get out.
EXAMPLE:
Poster 1: Inserts a dollar into the machine
Poster 2: Gets out 100 pennies. Inserts an apple into the machine
Poster 3: applesauce pours out onto your shoes. Inserts a wet sock.
Initial post: Inserts a cream soda into the machine.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 13, 2017 23:02:21 GMT -5
You get milk.
I insert dog hair.
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Post by karnaka on Jun 13, 2017 23:08:23 GMT -5
Out shoots a top hat filled to brim with magic! A snowman is denied life, because it just gives you an endless supply of bunnies. The magical properties are on the fritz, this seems to be the works of a bunny farmer who knows he's got no place in the trade.
I put in a rubber ball
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Altino
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Post by Altino on Jun 13, 2017 23:10:04 GMT -5
Out pops a bowling ball, it lands on your foot. Good thing you wore steel toed boots today!
I insert a chewed up straw.
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Post by karnaka on Jun 13, 2017 23:15:49 GMT -5
The machine rumbles for a moment and gives a short burst of noise. We cannot condone the use as a child's sort of dusty school science fair project. It's been abandoned for a long time and somehow gives a small electrical charge. It's kind of gross. I put in my now decimated steel toe shoes. At least no one can steal them now
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Altino
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Post by Altino on Jun 14, 2017 9:27:31 GMT -5
The machine goes dark for a second, but when it lights up again, one or the characters in the background who had looked sad before is now proudly showcasing his new, dented boots. Awww, he looks so happy!
I try to insert my braid.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 14, 2017 17:25:50 GMT -5
You get a haircut! But don't worry this machine was trained by the best stylists the vending business could afford (think Walmart haircuts)
I insert a fish.
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Altino
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Post by Altino on Jun 14, 2017 21:59:51 GMT -5
You get out some really cheap sushi.
I insert a match.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 14, 2017 23:18:06 GMT -5
You get a flame shooting at you, and it will be a hot time in the old town tonight.
I insert a rock.
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Altino
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Post by Altino on Jun 18, 2017 13:38:46 GMT -5
The machine gives back a handfull of poprocks.
I insert a christmas wreath.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 18, 2017 15:12:27 GMT -5
The machine serenades you with beautiful Christmas carols.
I insert a pillow.
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Josh
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Post by Josh on Jun 19, 2017 22:38:06 GMT -5
The machine whirrs for several minute, before spitting out 13,005 individual and undamaged feathers.
I insert a bottle of cider.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 19, 2017 22:49:04 GMT -5
You get an apple.
I insert a guitar.
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Post by Josh on Jun 19, 2017 22:50:22 GMT -5
You get a banjo.
I insert the hopes and dreams of the nation.
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Post by Zen on Jun 20, 2017 0:50:01 GMT -5
You get a riot and a lot of broken glass.
I insert crappy youtube videos made by sad NSers.
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