Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 21, 2017 22:24:04 GMT -5
The machine makes you watch All Quiet on the Western Front.
I insert an encyclopedia.
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Post by Josh on Jun 21, 2017 22:29:01 GMT -5
I machine spits out a copy of everything there's an entry on in the encyclopedia, as a miniature replica.
I insert a snek.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 21, 2017 23:27:28 GMT -5
You get snek bitten.
I insert a tree.
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Post by Josh on Jun 21, 2017 23:28:51 GMT -5
The machine spews out wood chips.
I insert a bottle of ketchup.
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Post by Zen on Jun 21, 2017 23:31:56 GMT -5
You get chips.
I insert a vacuum.
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Post by Josh on Jun 21, 2017 23:33:17 GMT -5
The machine gives you a vacuum inside a ball. You name it mini-space and treasure it.
I insert a black hole.
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Post by Zen on Jun 21, 2017 23:38:37 GMT -5
You get sent to another dimension.
I insert music.
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Post by Josh on Jun 21, 2017 23:42:30 GMT -5
The machine gets you a signed copy of David Bowie's complete works.
I insert Donald Trump.
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Post by Zen on Jun 23, 2017 1:20:53 GMT -5
You get orange skin and bad hair.
I insert a banana.
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Altino
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Post by Altino on Jun 24, 2017 2:59:48 GMT -5
The machine has a horrible allergic reaction to the banana and dies. Emergency medical personnel rush the machine out of the room and sneaky FBI spies put replace it with a new machine. No one in the room except you seem to notice, and you ask an FBI guy if the machine is going to be okay, but he wipes your memory.
I insert pineapples into the machine.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 25, 2017 2:05:19 GMT -5
You get a beautiful breakfast!
I insert water
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Post by Altino on Jun 26, 2017 23:27:11 GMT -5
The machine sputters and sizzles, then leaks water from its base.
I insert some Parmesan cheese.
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Post by Zen on Jun 26, 2017 23:29:08 GMT -5
You get a Caesar salad!
I insert an empty wine bottle.
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Post by Altino on Jun 26, 2017 23:32:38 GMT -5
The machine hands you a new bottle of wine and thanks you for recycling.
I enter a broom
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Post by Zen on Jun 26, 2017 23:34:18 GMT -5
You get a pile of sweepings.
I insert the dead rabbit my dog just killed.
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