Altino
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Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes!
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Post by Altino on Jun 20, 2017 9:11:55 GMT -5
The machine lights up and plays back for you a compilation of all the worst moments, and we all become memes.
I insert my allergy medicine.
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Josh
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Post by Josh on Jun 20, 2017 23:02:58 GMT -5
The machine lights up and plays back for you a compilation of all the worst moments, and we all become memes. I insert my allergy medicine. The machine spits out a thank you note written in Greek. You cannot read it. I insert an egg, 3 elastic bands and 14 potatoes.
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Zen
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Zen Sage One Bad Dude
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Post by Zen on Jun 21, 2017 0:05:04 GMT -5
You get breakfast.
I insert sand.
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Josh
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Post by Josh on Jun 21, 2017 9:32:34 GMT -5
The machine spews out bits of a dead Saudi prince.
I pick up and insert one of the chunks of meat.
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Zen
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Zen Sage One Bad Dude
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Post by Zen on Jun 21, 2017 9:34:38 GMT -5
Gross Josh gross!
You get a hepatitis shot!
I insert a paper fan.
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Post by leviathan on Jun 21, 2017 19:41:37 GMT -5
The machine shoots out spinning fan blades. Luckily, you moved before it was too late.
Inserts some of my clothing.
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Josh
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Post by Josh on Jun 21, 2017 19:57:50 GMT -5
The machine spits out a photograph of you after doing so.
Inserts my car keys.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 21, 2017 21:53:49 GMT -5
The machine hails you an Uber.
I insert a bonsai tree.
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Josh
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Post by Josh on Jun 21, 2017 21:56:38 GMT -5
The machine begins pouring out as many bonsai trees as it can possibly generate. You notice that a nearby hill is becoming smaller at an alarming rate, and rush to press the stop button before the machine can turn all matter into bonsai trees.
I insert an angry cow.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 21, 2017 22:00:27 GMT -5
You get a horny bull chasing after you.
I insert a towel.
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Josh
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Post by Josh on Jun 21, 2017 22:01:18 GMT -5
You get it back. Something tells you it should be washed now...
I insert a model car.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 21, 2017 22:07:29 GMT -5
You get your fingers glued together.
I insert an empty bottle.
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Josh
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Post by Josh on Jun 21, 2017 22:09:50 GMT -5
It is returned, filled with an unsettling looking liquid. You pour some of it on the ground and it dissolves the concrete. You wonder how it is staying in the bottle.
I grab the bottle from you and put it back in.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jun 21, 2017 22:19:37 GMT -5
The machine gives you a bottle marked cider.
I insert barbed wire.
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Josh
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Post by Josh on Jun 21, 2017 22:20:56 GMT -5
I down the cider.
The machine gives you the first world war.
I find Kaiser Wilhelm II and put him in the machine.
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