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Post by Josh on Jun 15, 2017 20:55:28 GMT -5
You get leisure time! Permanently... you now have no job or other form of income, and cannot ever get a job or money again.
I wish for more time to sleep tonight.
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Post by Zen on Jun 15, 2017 21:29:04 GMT -5
You get sleep! But it lasts for the next 10 years.
I wish these cows would attack each other.
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Post by Josh on Jun 16, 2017 2:48:42 GMT -5
You get sleep! But it lasts for the next 10 years. I wish these cows would attack each other. The cows attack each other, and fight an amazing fight. Unfortunately for you, the winner turns on you. I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Post by Zen on Jun 16, 2017 10:06:42 GMT -5
Granted! You fall asleep immediately, right where you are...mid-sentence. You wake up 10 hours later quite refreshed and ready to take on the world!
I wish someone would get me anotber cup of coffee.
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Post by Altino on Jun 16, 2017 12:49:01 GMT -5
Yes sir, I've got your coffee right he- spills it all over you Oops...
I wish I had naturally purple hair.
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Post by Pyō on Jun 16, 2017 15:12:05 GMT -5
Your hair is naturally purple because it is made of living violets ... which die when they aren't watered and you are now bald.
I wish to rule the NS-verse.
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Post by Josh on Jun 17, 2017 21:21:16 GMT -5
You rule the NS-verse... for the next 2 days. NS then promptly disappears from the internet completely, and nobody but you remembers its former existence.
I wish Civ V wasn't so buggy.
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Post by Altino on Jun 18, 2017 13:15:52 GMT -5
Granted! Civ V is bug free, but all the bugs now exist in your real life.
I wish I had someone to come and wash my dishes for me.
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Post by Zen on Jun 18, 2017 16:00:02 GMT -5
Granted! Someone comes and washes all of your dishes and cleans the house. But they also steal your computer and phone....
I wish I could play golf today.
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Post by Josh on Jun 19, 2017 21:06:02 GMT -5
Granted. You play golf. Golf is its own punishment.
I wish it wasn't so damn hot.
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Post by Pyō on Jun 19, 2017 22:18:12 GMT -5
Your wish is granted and a new Ice Age begins. I wish for powers of mind control.
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Post by Josh on Jun 19, 2017 22:20:09 GMT -5
Granted! You are now able to control your own mind fully! Sadly, this means that you're now responsible for all of your bodily functions manually, and will most likely forget to maintain something vital very soon.
I wish there were no insects.
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Post by Zen on Jun 20, 2017 2:55:04 GMT -5
Granted, but everything that was eating insects is now looking to you for dinner.
I wish my pillow was just a little more comfortable.
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Post by Altino on Jun 20, 2017 8:59:42 GMT -5
Granted! Everything else is now very uncomfortable and the pillow seems like cool and cushy heaven in comparison.
I wish there was a cool coffee shop around somewhere
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Post by Zen on Jun 20, 2017 23:22:56 GMT -5
The greatest coffee shop that could possibly be opens up right near your house. They have a really cool electric forest hipster banjo band hat plays in the evenings, so many of your friends go there, super friendly people working. It is wonderful. But you can't afford it!
I wish to have a giant BBQ with all of my NS family and friends attending.
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