Altino
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Post by Altino on Jun 13, 2017 21:15:39 GMT -5
RULES:
Grant the wish of the nation above you, but spin it so that they get an unexpected result! Then make a wish of your own.
EXAMPLE:
Poster 1: Granted, but you're not allowed to use any of it.
I wish that Adam Sandler never existed.
Poster 2: Granted, but you're personal doomed to play his parts exactly as he played them for the rest of eternity.
I wish that I were a ninja.
Poster 3: Granted, you're that redneck ninja from Youtube who told us not to go "ninjin' anybody that ain't need ninjin'"
I wish that I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
Initial wish: I wish that I never ran out of ketchup.
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Post by Zen on Jun 13, 2017 23:04:35 GMT -5
Granted, but you don't have anything to dip into it!
I wish that I could devise a cool signature saying.
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Post by Altino on Jun 13, 2017 23:07:01 GMT -5
Granted, but someone else takes it first and so you have to think of something else.
I wish that I had more ketchup chips. (why are all of my wishes about ketchup...)
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Post by Zen on Jun 13, 2017 23:14:29 GMT -5
Granted, but you get no other flavors...ever. noms sour cream and onion chips
I wish to find a better way.
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Post by karnaka on Jun 13, 2017 23:20:27 GMT -5
Granted but it's a better way for everyone else. You give your money away to charity and become an ask system for computers.
I wish I could copy text on my phone easily
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Post by Josh on Jun 14, 2017 0:21:59 GMT -5
Granted, but you can never paste.
I wish I had more cider.
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Post by Altino on Jun 14, 2017 9:07:07 GMT -5
That one was cruel. o_o
Granted, but you're allergic and can't drink them.
I wish I would remember to buy myself some gum.
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Post by Josh on Jun 14, 2017 13:00:11 GMT -5
You remember, but on getting to the counter in the shop you realise you forgot your money.
I wish this hangover would go away.
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Post by Altino on Jun 14, 2017 13:20:15 GMT -5
Yay! It's gone! But it takes your memory of the Sound of Silence with it. You still love the song, you just can't quite put your finger on what it was.
I wish that I could work whatever hours I wanted.
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Post by Zen on Jun 14, 2017 17:18:34 GMT -5
Granted but now you are working as a telemarketer! But don't worry, juicy payday Friday is coming soon!
I wish it was 10 degrees cooler.
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Post by Altino on Jun 14, 2017 22:25:00 GMT -5
Granted, the sun is shining 10 degrees easier on Texas. Too bad you aren't there anymore!
I wish my allergies weren't so bad.
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Post by Zen on Jun 14, 2017 23:16:40 GMT -5
Granted! But instead of leaking fluids out of your eyes, ears, etc they all stay inside and you swell.
I wish that my bed was more comfortable.
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Post by Josh on Jun 15, 2017 14:55:06 GMT -5
Granted! Sadly it immediately breaks, so you're stuck in a different, and even less comfortable, bed.
I wish my cat didn't vomit on my bedroom floor all the time.
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Post by Altino on Jun 15, 2017 17:52:24 GMT -5
Granted! She vomits on your bed instead.
I wish a work day was actually 8 hours, instead of the lying 9 hours they give us.
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Post by Zen on Jun 15, 2017 17:54:24 GMT -5
Granted, but your pay decreases significantly as you are not a full time worker. Oh and insurance...
I wish for more leisure time!
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