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Post by leviathan on Jun 21, 2017 20:00:16 GMT -5
The greatest coffee shop that could possibly be opens up right near your house. They have a really cool electric forest hipster banjo band hat plays in the evenings, so many of your friends go there, super friendly people working. It is wonderful. But you can't afford it! I wish to have a giant BBQ with all of my NS family and friends attending. Granted. But no one will shut up about politics and it's all just one big argumentative shit show. I wish for powah! 😈
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Post by Josh on Jun 21, 2017 20:01:32 GMT -5
You get "powah!" Sadly, it's just a big cardboard cutout of the word.
I wish to have a crown.
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Post by Pyō on Jun 21, 2017 22:07:30 GMT -5
You chip a tooth and need a crown.
I wish to see Bigfoot.
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Post by Zen on Jun 21, 2017 22:10:34 GMT -5
You do see bigfoot! Up close and personal...in fact too close. You get to see his innards as he eats you whole.
I wish for a ceiling fan.
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Post by Josh on Jun 21, 2017 22:13:17 GMT -5
You get a ceiling fan. It spins waaay too fast and the blades are made of knives. You're now too scared to even enter the room it's in.
I wish for a great and holy potato to descend from the heavens and make everyone see the truth!
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Post by Zen on Jun 21, 2017 22:15:54 GMT -5
Everyone sees the truth in the form of a sour cream, butter and bacony death.
I wish for a nice footstool.
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Post by Josh on Jun 21, 2017 22:17:08 GMT -5
The footstool is wonderful, lovely even. Perhaps even the best... Sadly it is also in North Korea right now.
I wish for a more comfortable chair.
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Post by Zen on Jun 21, 2017 23:43:16 GMT -5
Granted. Your chair is so comfortable that you fall asleep in it...for ever.
I wish for a scissors.
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Post by Josh on Jun 21, 2017 23:44:29 GMT -5
You are granted scissors that are only just too small for you to use.
I wish to be king of spam.
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Post by Zen on Jun 23, 2017 1:07:12 GMT -5
Granted but then you break the forum and no one else can compete.
I wish it was 15 degrees cooler.
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Post by Altino on Jun 24, 2017 3:08:52 GMT -5
Granted, somewhere out there in the world it is now 15 degrees cooler.
I wish I could share my ice cream with the whole region and we could watch a movie together.
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Post by Zen on Jun 25, 2017 2:02:00 GMT -5
Granted, somewhere out there in the world it is now 15 degrees cooler. I wish I could share my ice cream with the whole region and we could watch a movie together. We all show up and we never leave! And we spam your house! I wish that I had a better pillow.
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Post by Altino on Jun 26, 2017 23:34:27 GMT -5
Granted, your new pillow is deliciously comfortable, but it appears to be made of something you're allergic to...
I wish that I could wake up an hour later for work.
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Post by Zen on Jun 26, 2017 23:45:35 GMT -5
Granted, your new pillow is deliciously comfortable, but it appears to be made of something you're allergic to... I wish that I could wake up an hour later for work. Done, absolutely! But....now you work part time instead of full time. I wish for my dog to bathe herself.
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Post by Altino on Jun 27, 2017 8:36:44 GMT -5
Granted, mud baths it is!
I wish my hands weren't so itchy
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