Zen
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Zen Sage One Bad Dude
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Post by Zen on Jun 27, 2017 9:43:43 GMT -5
Granted, but is that good Karma? Now everyone else's hands are itchy....
I wish to have sausage for breakfast!
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Josh
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Post by Josh on Jul 1, 2017 9:35:27 GMT -5
You are presented one gigantic uncooked sausage and are instructed to eat it all before noon. If you do not manage, you will be detained in solitary confinement for a week.
I wish my laptop worked right.
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Post by jonnemanni on Jul 2, 2017 7:46:58 GMT -5
Now it works!.. so slowly that you may as well do all the computation yourself.
I wish that there was a human hivemind
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Pyō
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Pyo Sage
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Post by Pyō on Jul 5, 2017 16:42:17 GMT -5
There is a human hivemind, but all everyone wants to do is collect pollen.
I wish more bars had all the ingredients for a Ninth Ward.
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Altino
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Zai Sage
Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes!
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Post by Altino on Jul 6, 2017 19:01:04 GMT -5
Granted, but you're not old enough to drink.
I wish that you could find Pocky more easily in America.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Jul 9, 2017 17:58:37 GMT -5
Granted, and it is super tasty. Thanks for the wish. Unfortunately, the recipe has changed slightly adding an ingredient that you are allergic to. Sorry! eats Pocky
I wish that my HBO Now subscription worked.
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Post by Marah/Drac on Jul 31, 2017 12:52:40 GMT -5
Granted, but they only play Calliou repeats.
I wish I could gain videogame powers.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Aug 2, 2017 18:33:43 GMT -5
Granted, but it is limited to pac-man and you eat everything you encounter including the kitchen counter
I wish that I would win the lottery and wouldn't have to work any more.
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Post by Marah/Drac on Aug 2, 2017 18:35:58 GMT -5
Granted but you don't have to work anymore because you spent all the money on drugs and over dosed.
I wish I could make anyone dab on command.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Aug 2, 2017 18:37:12 GMT -5
Granted, but the dab is so last year are you sure?
I wish I could hike to a high mountain lake.
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Post by Marah/Drac on Aug 2, 2017 18:39:06 GMT -5
Granted, but when you get there it wasn't worth the hike.
I wish I could have my next wish uncorupted.
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Zen
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Post by Zen on Aug 2, 2017 18:40:37 GMT -5
Granted. But that was your wish.
I wish that I lived in northern Canada.
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Post by Marah/Drac on Aug 2, 2017 18:45:15 GMT -5
Granted, but your unhappy there.
I wish I was a meme.
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Post by jonnemanni on Aug 3, 2017 16:14:38 GMT -5
Wish granted... and its dead, alright good run next meme!
I wish I ruled the world
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Post by Marah/Drac on Aug 3, 2017 17:01:21 GMT -5
Granted, but only because everyone else is dead.
I wish I didn't have my cough anymore.
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